This is the view from the window of the Shangri-La hotel. Good view of the Petronas Towers. Well, one of them!
Yvonne tucks into the first of many coconuts!
Entrance lobby of the Shangri-La
I am trying to get a picture of the KL Tower at night. I am failing!
The English Pub in the hotel has put on some entertainment for us...
...I thought these guys were pretty good, really, even though they had never heard of any of my requests!
Silly photograph time! We've made a habit of this when we've had a few.
Time for a gin and tonic! Note the 'Englishman abroad' outfit!
We're now on the road from KL to Penang. I've got one of these! Thank God it isn't yellow!
Penang, Malaysia
Oh, a horse. Well that makes a change. Yawn!
The horse's owner makes the mistake of telling Yvonne that the horse can swim.
Hey, he said it can swim! He never said it had gills!
Steve and Aniza's wedding party in Penang (just in case you thought we had a guided tour of Liberace's boudoir).
Some kids yelling.
Bangkok, Thailand
The view from the President Solitaire hotel (42" plasma telly in every room!)
Some entertainment complex full of bars and restaurants near Patpong, Bangkok.
One of the 10,000,000 stray cats
Oh, go one then, just one more beer!
The tuk-tuk driver wants to take us to a porn show.
Phuket, Thailand
The Thavorn Beach Hotel
It's raining. Hard. I am cowering under the brolly.
Our beach-front bungalow.
Yvonne's pet lobster.
Did I say 'pet'? I meant 'supper'.
I'm not pissed, you know.
This is what happens when trusting hotel staff leave the keys in their electric golf cart outside the hotel.
What was I saying about silly pictures after we'd had a few?
I don't know if I fancy this...
... but I do now!
Well, if you'd ridden a white elephant like I told you, I'd have got a better picture!
Our Thai Cooking class!
... and fruit carving class! The master's are the top ones, mine are below. Yvonne's were indistinguishable from peelings.
Snorkelling off Phi Phi
A fat Twatfish
How to make a binliner into tropical storm protection!
Sea Gypsies
A fish
Some fish
Phi Phi Lei
Phi Phi Lei
Phi Phi Lei - where Leonardo di Caprio was attacked by a shark in 'The
Beach' and unfortunately not eaten
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (again)
Two twin towers this time!
The view from the window
The KL tower
